American, at college to study theatre. This is an aggressively multifandom blog. I live on fanfic, and have been known to beta, if bribed with chocolate and coffeeshop au's. If I'm not in, I'm piloting a Jaeger named Badger Queen with my sister.

Apart from fandom, I post a lot about feminism, attractive people, and fluffy animals. I tag practically everything, but if something's triggering to you, just drop me an ask and I'll tag it accordingly.

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More people should watch Plunkett & Macleane. That movie is a treat.

  • Robert Carlyle and Johnny Lee Miller are great as semi-competent highwaymen.
  • Liv Tyler is wonderful.
  • The music is fun.
  • Lots of great one-liners.
  • Several background characters of colour, including a few posh ones.


  • Alan Cumming is a fucking delight, and canonically pansexual with a really smashing wardrobe.


  • All in all just an extremely fun movie.

(Warnings for violence, eye horror and sexual assault.)

Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)
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needed this. Always need this <33333333

Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”
The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)
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Diagon Alley in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Universal Studios Orlando) [x]



I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.




That moment when you discover that your quiet friend has a very dark sense of humor…


That moment when you discover that your quiet friend has a very dark sense of humor…




Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?



SO JOSS WHEDON!!! DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME that tony stark who hacked the shield servers because he refused to eat fury’s bullshit, tony stark who didn’t trust black widow at the beginning of avengers because she was a spy, tony stark who told congress to fuck off when they asked for his suits, TONY STARK who said “INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES AFRAID OF INTELLIGENCE? HISTORICALLY: NOT AWESOME,” tony stark who exists in a POST-CAP 2 WORLD, THAT TONY STARK is going to purposely build a SENTIENT ROBOT SEQUEL TO PROJECT INSIGHT SO THAT HE AND HIS FRIENDS CAN TAKE A BREAK??? IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME??